HAZARDOUS MATERIALS SHEET

ELEMENT : Women


SYMBOL : Wo


DISCOVERER : Adam


ATOMIC MASS : Accepted at 53.6kg but known to vary from 40-200kg


OCCURRENCES : Copious quantities in all urban areas


PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
• Surface usually covered in painted film
• Boils at nothing; freezes without known reason
• Melts if given special treatment
• Bitter if incorrectly used
• Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore
• Yields if pressure is applied in correct places



CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
• Has great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones
• Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
• Insoluble in liquids but actively greatly in saturation of alcohol
• Most powerful money reducing agent known to man
• Highly ornamental especially in sports car
• Can be a great aid to relaxation



COMMON USES
• Very effective cleaning agent
• Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state
• Turns green when placed beside a better specimen



HAZARDS : highly dangerous except in experienced hands

(Culled from http://www.jesussite.com/jokes)